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There's something I need to tell you about...

  • Writer: Robin Truswell
    Robin Truswell
  • Jul 8, 2016
  • 3 min read

Hello!

*Warning:* There will be no gifs in this article

*Warning:* This article will include a slightly sensative nature which is not to be taken lightly apon

The warm water surrounds my arms, the soothing wave machine is activated in my pool. Me and my mother are the only people in the huge pool. I am absolutly loving life.....

DON'T YOU JUST HATE THOSE MEGA REALISTIC DREAMS, AND THEN YOU WAKE UP?!!?!?!?!

In the same night I had two. The first one, I just told you about, the second: "I was standing in a gravel bed of an F1 race. next to a simulator. A Lotus crashes. I quickly climb over the saftey fence...No one seems to give a monkeys."

Friday. You're here at last. I will embrace your loving warmth.

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Science: 50 mark test on electricity

PE: Navy Tests. Yes we did a lesson on Navy test to see if we were fit for the Navy...The problem is...3 out of 20 people ACTUALLY want to go into the Navy. So for someone with Low Muscle Tone and weak hamstrings, this was hell. I am finally going to let it out. I go to a 'Autism/Dyslexic/Dyspraxic/ADD/ADHD' school. Now, true viewers do not judge one's website. Remember we all different. So getting 20 'challenged' pupils to do a extremly hard work out...Not the best plan. First up: 800M in 12 minutes. Now, the thing with my Hamstrings, I am one of the slower ones in my class. So, why not make a game out of it? How about, every person who laps me gets named an F1 driver. Six people lapped me:

'Lewis Hamilton'

'Nico Rosberg' (FOR ONCE DIDN'T CHEAT)

'Sebastian Vettel'

'Kimi Raikkonen'

'Felipe Massa' lapped me 1 minute 50 seconds before the end.

'Valterri Bottas'

Then it was break.

After break we did push ups and sit ups...well everyone else did. I didn't even attempt the push ups, I have failed at so many in the past that I could honstly not be bothered. For the sit ups me and my partner (a very good friend of mine) did one push up and just chatted about the biased-ness of the lesson. After this it was 'How many laps can you go in 59 seconds' it was pretty much going from one end of a tape to the other. My memory isn't that good so I think it may've been '500M'

We went back onto our own field (we share a field with a nieghbouring school) and guess what...TUG OF WAR!!!! My opinion of sheer hell...Well, except from having it in snow (I HATE the feeling of walking on snow) Oh, plus having it during a thunderstorm. Now that WOULD be bad. So...I just let the rope glide gently through my hands, stepping forward if we were losing and stepping back if we were winning.

We had a few house vs house competitions before getting changed. Finally.

The final lesson of the day was DT. I am doing a soapbox out of pallets, so I had to research some designs to base it apon...and that is when I got distracted....

Not only did the hospitality bit excite me, but HOLY MOLY YOU CAN DO A WARM UP LAP AND THE WHEEL DOESN'T FLY AROUND LIKE A DRUNKEN PIGEON!!!! IT ACTUALLY STAYS WITH THE CAR!!!!!!!!

Thank you for reading this article. Sorry for any upset caused. Have a lovely weekend! See you tomorrow!

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